only the few who did not attend survived. in a horrible accident, when all the Good Charlotte's clan had been together for a ridiculously inconvenient family reunion, they all died. In the beginning, after God made Adam and Evan, the Good Charlotte's began to sing awesome music of a beautiful girl named Charlotte who would some day become a princess. A long and happy history of peace has followed them wherever their nomadic and cocaine-fueled lives may take them, splattered across the pages of history. The Good Charlotte's have always been peace-loving people, ever since they migrated to our fine, fine country from Alaska.